Those Sick-Ass Greyhound Bastards

One of the fabled south Texas rivalries is between the Boerne Greyhound and my old high school, the Alamo Heights Mules. However, a coach at Boerne has taken the rivalry to a new level:

Boerne school trustees have accepted the resignation of a teacher who acknowledged to police that he posed as another person during a sexually explicit Internet chat with minors, officials said.

A police incident report says Gary Conn, a social studies teacher and assistant football coach in Boerne, admitted representing himself as an Alamo Heights coach in the July 1 chat with two 15-year-old girls.

"The investigation exonerated the Alamo Heights coach," said Lt. Darwin Griffeth of the Alamo Heights Police.

From http://news.mysanantonio.com/story.cfm?xla=saen&xlb=180&xlc=1076215&xld=

This story begs two questions:
1. What the fuck?
2. Which Alamo Heights coach was he impersonating?

Click here for the story.

I'll tell you what. Everytime a person logs onto the internet he or she must choose to you this tool for good or evil. It's pretty obvious what route the Greyhound coach took.